Tuesday, October 31, 2006
What a shitty Halloween
I didn't see one kid walking the street out my window. I guess the weather had a big effect. I'm going to bed.
Raw Thoughts
-Cryme Time is mildly amusing to me so far.
-Flair, Piper and Dusty in one promo? Sweet.
-Bookers fake accent is almost as fucking annoying as Madonnas.
Happy Halloween
Its a chilly one so bundle up and be safe. Oh god... The Christmas blitz begins tommorow.
Rocky Horror night tonight, once every year.
K Fed
We have set the over under line on how many Kevin Federline cd's we will sell today at 2.5. I went with the under, a cool $3 comin' my way.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Howard Stern Show Recap - Monday
A SMALL WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY
Howard began this morning commenting he received a number of compliments on Gary’s roast last Thursday, and added that he saw “Borat” the same day and thought it was hilarious. This led Howard to point out he’d heard “Borat” was getting a limited release on Friday, and Robin replied the decision was made because its backers weren’t sure how well it would do in “middle America.” Howard figured “Borat” would be successful by word-of-mouth just like “Napoleon Dynamite,” and recalled that, when he was making “Private Parts,” experts told him that a film was considered a bomb if it didn’t do well on its opening weekend. Although Robin insisted some films – including “The Blair Witch Project” and “American Beauty” – didn’t fit that bill, Howard assured her he was right on the matter.
YA DON’T KNOW WHAT YA GOT…
A caller said how much he enjoyed listening to the Gary roast, which led Howard to talk about a Blog entry written by a guy named, Glen Boyd that he’d seen about the free two-day preview last week. In the piece, which Howard read, Glen noted how much he’d missed the show as soon as he tuned in to the free preview on Wednesday, while also reporting some figures suggested millions of people listened on those mornings. Howard went on to read that Glen admitted he found it difficult listening to the show as it finished its run on KROCK because Howard sounded so exhausted, but also wrote that he was planning on subscribing to SIRIUS after hearing it in its revitalized form. While on the topic, Howard played some news footage that ran on ABC last week following the aborted Pete Townshend interview. When it was done, Artie pointed out that, while he thought most people would have forgotten about the charges against Pete had he gone through with the interview, the publicity he got by not talking about it himself had people talking about it all the more.
TOO HOT FOR THE INTERNET
Howard read an article from Saturday’s edition of the New York Post, which said an unidentified man created a Website called NiggaSpace.com, and was being criticized for it because of its use of the n-word. After Howard explained that, according to the story, the man made the site in order to “change the connotation of the word,” Benjy visited the site and claimed he was already feeling different about the word. Artie said he used to want to buy “all offensive domain names” – like “killalljews.com” – and then sell them to the highest bidders, but never got around to it.
FOOTBALL POOL RESULTS WEEK 8
Howard announced the following standings after this week’s games: • Crazy Alice dropped to 5-3 when her pick of the Denver Broncos lost to the Indianapolis Colts. • Big Foot also lost, moving him to 3-3-2, because the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who were getting nine points against the New York Giants, lost 17-3. • Artie, 3-5, won when his pick of the Green Bay Packers covered the three-and-a-half points they were giving to the Arizona Cardinals, winning 31-14. • Elegant Elliott Offen also improved to 3-5 because his pick, the Kansas Chiefs, who were giving the Seattle Seahawks six points, won 35-28. Artie noted it was going to be “a fun Thursday” this week because this was the first weekend he’d won his game and Alice lost hers.
ONE THUMB WAY DOWN
Howard mentioned he and Beth decided to rent a movie yesterday and chose “Bee Season” based on the design of the DVD cover. After Robin laughed at the selection and noted that “no one had seen the movie,” Howard acknowledged it was “an abomination.” Howard then tried to explain the plot of “Bee Season,” but couldn’t do it, he even asked Robin to watch it so she could tell him what happened in it, a request she declined. Robin said she had the exact opposite experience with a movie this weekend, noting she felt the one she saw, “The Prestige,” was “a great movie.”
NO RESPECT NORTH OF THE BORDER
When a caller revealed he was calling from Canada, Howard remembered how he was fired from both Quebec and Toronto during his KROCK days, even though he was number one in the ratings in both markets. This led Artie to comment he knew people from Toronto who used to listen to the show on the Buffalo station that carried it. After hearing that, Howard noted the remark was a testament to just how bad terrestrial radio was, explaining that people would rather listen to the show on a weak signal from across the border than to any of their own city’s stations.
AS VICIOUS AS PROMISED
Captain Janks called in to say how fun it was to see Gary’s roast on Howard TV, and that one of the highlights was watching Jackie Martling and Fred working together once again. Fred responded by noting Jackie first approached him via e-mail about doing the song they did, but they eventually began working out the details on the phone. Howard then played some highlights from the roast, adding that some viewers commented they thought Jackie looked “sick” on the show, even though Artie thought he looked “healthier than ever.”
Before he got to clips of Sal’s roast routine, including a few comments about Beth, Robin referred to Sal “as a phony” because he was nice to Beth’s face but attacked her behind her back. Sal then came into the studio and admitted he tried to be as brutal as he could during the roast, but that he wasn’t trying to upset Beth in the process but instead was trying to get under Howard’s skin.
Howard proceeded to get Beth on the line, and she reported she was getting ready for work on Thursday when she heard some of Sal’s jokes about her. Beth next assured Howard she could “take it,” but also acknowledged she thought Sal was a better friend than that, and that hearing his remarks made her “sad.” Sal then attempted to explain his jokes and why he used them, but, as usual, only dug himself deeper. When Beth blamed Howard for picking “Bee Season” to watch over the weekend, Howard joked that Sal should keep roasting Beth. But when Sal made a horse noise, Beth hung up on him, so Howard called him and asshole and kicked him out of the studio.
CLOSE TO MISSING ITS DEBUT
While Gary attempted to get Beth back on the phone, Robin reported she’d heard he forgot to bring in the master copy of “The Bitter Half” which he had brought home the day before it was scheduled to air, and that they had to “scramble” to get the show on the air because of it. Gary then came into the studio and noted he couldn’t get in touch with Beth before explaining that he didn’t realize the version of “The Bitter Half” he was given last Tuesday was the master copy, but he was able to find a duplicate right away – so there was never really any problem.
THE DICE MAN ROASTETH
The Rev. Bob Levy, the man responsible for organizing the roasts, called in to say he liked the idea of roasting Andrew Dice Clay next, and Howard said he “loved” the idea. Gary then explained he and Bob discussed roasting someone close to the show but not actually on the show for the next ceremony, which was why they wanted to go with Dice. Gary went on to say he planned on arranging for the roast to occur sometime around Christmas, and also wondered if Howard thought George Takei could handle being roasted if they asked him. Although Howard
didn’t think George would be a good roastee because “he was too sweet a guy,” Artie pointed out George laughed off all the jokes made at his expense at the recent roast of William Shatner, so he had a different opinion on the matter.
MORE LOVE REPORTS FROM ARTIE
Artie claimed he and Dana didn’t see each other over the weekend, adding there was “no real thing to report.” Although Artie said he and Dana talked on the phone recently, he again insisted they weren’t back together, despite Robin’s feeling that there was more to the story than he was revealing. When Howard asked Artie what his grandmother – who Artie said last week tried to help him through his relationship with Dana – was thinking nowadays, he responded he hadn’t discussed the topic with her in awhile.
After Howard did his impressions of Artie, Dana and Artie’s grandmother having a conversation, Artie said he wasn’t interested in any woman other than Dana, and that he was trying to work out their relationship with her.
DON’T MESS WITH THE PRESIDENT
Howard had the comedian, Paul Mooney, in the studio to talk about how Time Warner stopped taping one of his performances at the Apollo recently because of jokes he made at the expense of President Bush during it. Paul began his story by saying he was working with Whoopi Goldberg at the time, but got sidetracked and mentioned that he was thrown off Buck Wild’s radio show earlier this month because he mentioned Howard’s name on the program and how Howard “had his back” throughout his career. This led Howard to say he ran into Michael J. Fox over the weekend, and he also thanked him repeatedly for the on-air support he gave him last week in regard to the comments Rush Limbaugh made about him.
Paul then got back to his Apollo controversy, and reported he said onstage the night in question that he could prove the president was “the devil” because “George” “Walker” “Bush Jr.” all had six letters which he figured as a sign of 666, while adding he also took shots at his inability to find Osama bin Laden or weapons of mass destruction, as well as some at his mother. Paul then said he was instructed to stop his act right in the middle of it, and that he was initially told it would be edited, but the decision was overturned. Paul noted he didn’t necessarily think the decision to cut him off had to do with his race, but instead was a result of the freedoms he felt this country has lost since September 11, 2001.
ALWAYS KEEPING IT CLEAN
Paul commented that he has never done drugs, even though he worked with many comedians who did during his career. Paul then remembered Richard Pryor and some of his friends used to do drugs with $100 bills, and, when they were done, he’d wipe off the money and keep it. Paul also claimed Richard never liked Chevy Chase, and that he was nervous that Eddie Murphy didn’t like him. However, Paul added he asked Eddie about his feelings toward Richard, and Eddie assured him he had nothing but respect for Richard. Paul next said he wrote a number of well-known sketches when he worked as a writer on “Saturday Night Live,” but that he didn’t mind the lack of recognition he got for his efforts because “everyone on the show was high” at the time. As Paul continued to talk about the drug use he saw amongst his comedian friends, he also mentioned Richard had a number of sexual conquests in his day, and named a few very interesting women. Although Howard wondered if Paul was making these statements without proof, Paul insisted he knew for a fact Richard had slept with these women, before eventually “taking back” all his comments because he did not have proof.
HEARING IT FROM THE LISTENERS
Ralph called in and said Paul was “a great guest” before asking which other famous women Richard had been with, but Paul dismissed the question. Another caller informed Paul if he was worried about being censored at comedy clubs, he should now be more concerned about the backlash making the allegations he made this morning will bring. When another caller referred to Paul as “radio gold” and pointed out he should do his own show on SIRIUS, Howard replied he’d like to talk to Paul about the idea, and Paul said they could go to dinner to discuss the possibility. A final caller asked Paul what he thought of Dave Chappelle’s decision to leave “The Chappelle Show,” a program for which Paul wrote, and he responded it was a decision he had to make for his own well-being.
FACE TIME FOR TICKETS
Howard announced that he had a pair of tickets to tomorrow night’s Rolling Stones concert at the Beacon Theatre in New York, but he wasn’t sure if he should give
them to a fan or one of his friends. One of the people who wanted the seats, Steve the Intern, then came into the studio and explained he loved the band but couldn’t afford the $300 it would cost him to attend the show, so he
was hoping to be given the tickets. Richard and Sal proceeded to come into the studio and Richard said he wanted to slap his penis on Steve’s face while Sal proposed placing his
testicles over Steve’s eyes for the seats. After hearing his choices, Steve went with Richard’s offer, and, after it was done, Steve said it was “worth it” because he really wanted to see the Stones “before Keith Richard dies.”
Artie went on to ask if he could have Steve’s other ticket to the show, and he replied he could. Artie then mentioned he’d pay for everything before the concert, including a limo and dinner.
FROM SHY TO PORN STAR
Howard mentioned a porno star, Justine Joli, stopped by unannounced, and that he was letting her in the studio because of how attractive Gary said she was. Once in, Justine told Howard she didn’t like her body when she was 19, but got involved in the industry when a porn director and his girlfriend approached when she was working at a mall and promised her a modeling job. Justine added she was dropped off at the man’s house by her mom that night, and that the man asked her right away if she was interested in porn, which she
acknowledged she didn’t know. Justine also said, though, that, when the man suggested she make out with his girlfriend while he took pictures of it, she did just that, and that she felt “more comfortable” with herself following the encounter.
WOULD HE OR WOULDN’T HE?
After hearing Justine’s story, Howard asked Artie if he could ever date a porn star, and he claimed he could, as long as she
was right for him. However, Artie also pointed out he wouldn’t be comfortable with his girlfriend’s porn star career, and that he’d try to talk her into quitting if they
dated for an extended period. When Justine said she only did women on film, Howard commented he’d still have a problem with that if it involved his girlfriend, explaining he’d take issue with anyone – regardless of gender – giving her that kind of pleasure.
ANOTHER SYBIAN SUCCESS STORY
Justine acknowledged that she and
her mother don’t discuss her career very much, and then agreed to ride the Sybian. Before
Justine got to that, though, she
reported her manager, Leah, was interested in Artie, but he replied he didn’t want to take her out
because he was still working
things out with Dana. Justine then got on the machine, and was brought to an orgasm that Howard noted caused her “her feet to lift off the ground” while she sat on the Sybian.
OUT OF THIS WORLD
Howard got to clips from last week’s Riley Martin show of Riley confronting a few callers trying to prank him and scolded his producer for a mistake he made on the air. Riley also noted people with “alternative lifestyles” did nothing to change “the numerical value of the human species” before inexplicably turning the topic to Madonna, saying he’d like to be her son, especially if it meant being rescued from “Bum Scratch Africa.” Howard also played a message Blue Iris left for Artie, in which she said she missed him and attempted to have a conversation with him, even though she was speaking to the voicemail system at the time.
MORE RELATIONSHIP TALK WITH ARTIE
Artie eventually admitted he was “probably” still in love with Dana, which he said was the reason he kept turning down potential dates. Artie then asked Howard if he had a particular woman in mind who he wanted to date after his divorce, which he acknowledged he did, but he ended up contacting the woman in question. Artie went on to note he and Dana recently slept together, and wasn’t sure what this meant in regard to their relationship. However, Artie added, as much fun as he still has with Dana at times, there are also situations that make him realize why they broke up in the first place. Although Artie said his biggest reason for not pursuing other women was Dana, he admitted another part of it was that he was heavier than he’d ever been, a fact he mentioned affected his confidence in a negative way. Ralph called in to ask if Artie was secretly having sex with other women and just not sharing the stories, but Howard didn’t think that was the case. Artie reiterated that he has not been with anyone else lately, and again said his weight was a reason he couldn’t talk to new women because of how it affected his self esteem.
FRED’S BODY GUARD
During Robin’s news, Crazy Alice called in to ask Fred if he had considered getting into acting after leaving radio, but he replied “Hollywood wasn’t knocking down his door,” no matter how much he’d like to be an actor. Artie then pointed out that Alice lost in this week’s football pool, and she (very loudly) assured him that “he wasn’t going to win” the contest. As the shouting match between Artie and Alice continued, Alice warned him not to hurt Fred, explaining she “had nothing to lose” if he did. Alice then said she was going to call an animal rights group because it wasn’t legal for people to have sex with animals, and noted Dana could therefore get in trouble for being with Artie, who she compared to a gorilla. Alice went on to threaten Artie with a lawsuit because she got in trouble recently with her landlord because of how loud she was on the phone while talking to him. Alice next screamed the reasons why she thought she had a legitimate court case against Artie before referring to herself as both thinner than him and “pretty.”
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Howard began this morning commenting he received a number of compliments on Gary’s roast last Thursday, and added that he saw “Borat” the same day and thought it was hilarious. This led Howard to point out he’d heard “Borat” was getting a limited release on Friday, and Robin replied the decision was made because its backers weren’t sure how well it would do in “middle America.” Howard figured “Borat” would be successful by word-of-mouth just like “Napoleon Dynamite,” and recalled that, when he was making “Private Parts,” experts told him that a film was considered a bomb if it didn’t do well on its opening weekend. Although Robin insisted some films – including “The Blair Witch Project” and “American Beauty” – didn’t fit that bill, Howard assured her he was right on the matter.
YA DON’T KNOW WHAT YA GOT…
A caller said how much he enjoyed listening to the Gary roast, which led Howard to talk about a Blog entry written by a guy named, Glen Boyd that he’d seen about the free two-day preview last week. In the piece, which Howard read, Glen noted how much he’d missed the show as soon as he tuned in to the free preview on Wednesday, while also reporting some figures suggested millions of people listened on those mornings. Howard went on to read that Glen admitted he found it difficult listening to the show as it finished its run on KROCK because Howard sounded so exhausted, but also wrote that he was planning on subscribing to SIRIUS after hearing it in its revitalized form. While on the topic, Howard played some news footage that ran on ABC last week following the aborted Pete Townshend interview. When it was done, Artie pointed out that, while he thought most people would have forgotten about the charges against Pete had he gone through with the interview, the publicity he got by not talking about it himself had people talking about it all the more.
TOO HOT FOR THE INTERNET
Howard read an article from Saturday’s edition of the New York Post, which said an unidentified man created a Website called NiggaSpace.com, and was being criticized for it because of its use of the n-word. After Howard explained that, according to the story, the man made the site in order to “change the connotation of the word,” Benjy visited the site and claimed he was already feeling different about the word. Artie said he used to want to buy “all offensive domain names” – like “killalljews.com” – and then sell them to the highest bidders, but never got around to it.
FOOTBALL POOL RESULTS WEEK 8
Howard announced the following standings after this week’s games: • Crazy Alice dropped to 5-3 when her pick of the Denver Broncos lost to the Indianapolis Colts. • Big Foot also lost, moving him to 3-3-2, because the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who were getting nine points against the New York Giants, lost 17-3. • Artie, 3-5, won when his pick of the Green Bay Packers covered the three-and-a-half points they were giving to the Arizona Cardinals, winning 31-14. • Elegant Elliott Offen also improved to 3-5 because his pick, the Kansas Chiefs, who were giving the Seattle Seahawks six points, won 35-28. Artie noted it was going to be “a fun Thursday” this week because this was the first weekend he’d won his game and Alice lost hers.
ONE THUMB WAY DOWN
Howard mentioned he and Beth decided to rent a movie yesterday and chose “Bee Season” based on the design of the DVD cover. After Robin laughed at the selection and noted that “no one had seen the movie,” Howard acknowledged it was “an abomination.” Howard then tried to explain the plot of “Bee Season,” but couldn’t do it, he even asked Robin to watch it so she could tell him what happened in it, a request she declined. Robin said she had the exact opposite experience with a movie this weekend, noting she felt the one she saw, “The Prestige,” was “a great movie.”
NO RESPECT NORTH OF THE BORDER
When a caller revealed he was calling from Canada, Howard remembered how he was fired from both Quebec and Toronto during his KROCK days, even though he was number one in the ratings in both markets. This led Artie to comment he knew people from Toronto who used to listen to the show on the Buffalo station that carried it. After hearing that, Howard noted the remark was a testament to just how bad terrestrial radio was, explaining that people would rather listen to the show on a weak signal from across the border than to any of their own city’s stations.
AS VICIOUS AS PROMISED
Captain Janks called in to say how fun it was to see Gary’s roast on Howard TV, and that one of the highlights was watching Jackie Martling and Fred working together once again. Fred responded by noting Jackie first approached him via e-mail about doing the song they did, but they eventually began working out the details on the phone. Howard then played some highlights from the roast, adding that some viewers commented they thought Jackie looked “sick” on the show, even though Artie thought he looked “healthier than ever.”
Before he got to clips of Sal’s roast routine, including a few comments about Beth, Robin referred to Sal “as a phony” because he was nice to Beth’s face but attacked her behind her back. Sal then came into the studio and admitted he tried to be as brutal as he could during the roast, but that he wasn’t trying to upset Beth in the process but instead was trying to get under Howard’s skin.
Howard proceeded to get Beth on the line, and she reported she was getting ready for work on Thursday when she heard some of Sal’s jokes about her. Beth next assured Howard she could “take it,” but also acknowledged she thought Sal was a better friend than that, and that hearing his remarks made her “sad.” Sal then attempted to explain his jokes and why he used them, but, as usual, only dug himself deeper. When Beth blamed Howard for picking “Bee Season” to watch over the weekend, Howard joked that Sal should keep roasting Beth. But when Sal made a horse noise, Beth hung up on him, so Howard called him and asshole and kicked him out of the studio.
CLOSE TO MISSING ITS DEBUT
While Gary attempted to get Beth back on the phone, Robin reported she’d heard he forgot to bring in the master copy of “The Bitter Half” which he had brought home the day before it was scheduled to air, and that they had to “scramble” to get the show on the air because of it. Gary then came into the studio and noted he couldn’t get in touch with Beth before explaining that he didn’t realize the version of “The Bitter Half” he was given last Tuesday was the master copy, but he was able to find a duplicate right away – so there was never really any problem.
THE DICE MAN ROASTETH
The Rev. Bob Levy, the man responsible for organizing the roasts, called in to say he liked the idea of roasting Andrew Dice Clay next, and Howard said he “loved” the idea. Gary then explained he and Bob discussed roasting someone close to the show but not actually on the show for the next ceremony, which was why they wanted to go with Dice. Gary went on to say he planned on arranging for the roast to occur sometime around Christmas, and also wondered if Howard thought George Takei could handle being roasted if they asked him. Although Howard
didn’t think George would be a good roastee because “he was too sweet a guy,” Artie pointed out George laughed off all the jokes made at his expense at the recent roast of William Shatner, so he had a different opinion on the matter.
MORE LOVE REPORTS FROM ARTIE
Artie claimed he and Dana didn’t see each other over the weekend, adding there was “no real thing to report.” Although Artie said he and Dana talked on the phone recently, he again insisted they weren’t back together, despite Robin’s feeling that there was more to the story than he was revealing. When Howard asked Artie what his grandmother – who Artie said last week tried to help him through his relationship with Dana – was thinking nowadays, he responded he hadn’t discussed the topic with her in awhile.
After Howard did his impressions of Artie, Dana and Artie’s grandmother having a conversation, Artie said he wasn’t interested in any woman other than Dana, and that he was trying to work out their relationship with her.
DON’T MESS WITH THE PRESIDENT
Howard had the comedian, Paul Mooney, in the studio to talk about how Time Warner stopped taping one of his performances at the Apollo recently because of jokes he made at the expense of President Bush during it. Paul began his story by saying he was working with Whoopi Goldberg at the time, but got sidetracked and mentioned that he was thrown off Buck Wild’s radio show earlier this month because he mentioned Howard’s name on the program and how Howard “had his back” throughout his career. This led Howard to say he ran into Michael J. Fox over the weekend, and he also thanked him repeatedly for the on-air support he gave him last week in regard to the comments Rush Limbaugh made about him.
Paul then got back to his Apollo controversy, and reported he said onstage the night in question that he could prove the president was “the devil” because “George” “Walker” “Bush Jr.” all had six letters which he figured as a sign of 666, while adding he also took shots at his inability to find Osama bin Laden or weapons of mass destruction, as well as some at his mother. Paul then said he was instructed to stop his act right in the middle of it, and that he was initially told it would be edited, but the decision was overturned. Paul noted he didn’t necessarily think the decision to cut him off had to do with his race, but instead was a result of the freedoms he felt this country has lost since September 11, 2001.
ALWAYS KEEPING IT CLEAN
Paul commented that he has never done drugs, even though he worked with many comedians who did during his career. Paul then remembered Richard Pryor and some of his friends used to do drugs with $100 bills, and, when they were done, he’d wipe off the money and keep it. Paul also claimed Richard never liked Chevy Chase, and that he was nervous that Eddie Murphy didn’t like him. However, Paul added he asked Eddie about his feelings toward Richard, and Eddie assured him he had nothing but respect for Richard. Paul next said he wrote a number of well-known sketches when he worked as a writer on “Saturday Night Live,” but that he didn’t mind the lack of recognition he got for his efforts because “everyone on the show was high” at the time. As Paul continued to talk about the drug use he saw amongst his comedian friends, he also mentioned Richard had a number of sexual conquests in his day, and named a few very interesting women. Although Howard wondered if Paul was making these statements without proof, Paul insisted he knew for a fact Richard had slept with these women, before eventually “taking back” all his comments because he did not have proof.
HEARING IT FROM THE LISTENERS
Ralph called in and said Paul was “a great guest” before asking which other famous women Richard had been with, but Paul dismissed the question. Another caller informed Paul if he was worried about being censored at comedy clubs, he should now be more concerned about the backlash making the allegations he made this morning will bring. When another caller referred to Paul as “radio gold” and pointed out he should do his own show on SIRIUS, Howard replied he’d like to talk to Paul about the idea, and Paul said they could go to dinner to discuss the possibility. A final caller asked Paul what he thought of Dave Chappelle’s decision to leave “The Chappelle Show,” a program for which Paul wrote, and he responded it was a decision he had to make for his own well-being.
FACE TIME FOR TICKETS
Howard announced that he had a pair of tickets to tomorrow night’s Rolling Stones concert at the Beacon Theatre in New York, but he wasn’t sure if he should give
them to a fan or one of his friends. One of the people who wanted the seats, Steve the Intern, then came into the studio and explained he loved the band but couldn’t afford the $300 it would cost him to attend the show, so he
was hoping to be given the tickets. Richard and Sal proceeded to come into the studio and Richard said he wanted to slap his penis on Steve’s face while Sal proposed placing his
testicles over Steve’s eyes for the seats. After hearing his choices, Steve went with Richard’s offer, and, after it was done, Steve said it was “worth it” because he really wanted to see the Stones “before Keith Richard dies.”
Artie went on to ask if he could have Steve’s other ticket to the show, and he replied he could. Artie then mentioned he’d pay for everything before the concert, including a limo and dinner.
FROM SHY TO PORN STAR
Howard mentioned a porno star, Justine Joli, stopped by unannounced, and that he was letting her in the studio because of how attractive Gary said she was. Once in, Justine told Howard she didn’t like her body when she was 19, but got involved in the industry when a porn director and his girlfriend approached when she was working at a mall and promised her a modeling job. Justine added she was dropped off at the man’s house by her mom that night, and that the man asked her right away if she was interested in porn, which she
acknowledged she didn’t know. Justine also said, though, that, when the man suggested she make out with his girlfriend while he took pictures of it, she did just that, and that she felt “more comfortable” with herself following the encounter.
WOULD HE OR WOULDN’T HE?
After hearing Justine’s story, Howard asked Artie if he could ever date a porn star, and he claimed he could, as long as she
was right for him. However, Artie also pointed out he wouldn’t be comfortable with his girlfriend’s porn star career, and that he’d try to talk her into quitting if they
dated for an extended period. When Justine said she only did women on film, Howard commented he’d still have a problem with that if it involved his girlfriend, explaining he’d take issue with anyone – regardless of gender – giving her that kind of pleasure.
ANOTHER SYBIAN SUCCESS STORY
Justine acknowledged that she and
her mother don’t discuss her career very much, and then agreed to ride the Sybian. Before
Justine got to that, though, she
reported her manager, Leah, was interested in Artie, but he replied he didn’t want to take her out
because he was still working
things out with Dana. Justine then got on the machine, and was brought to an orgasm that Howard noted caused her “her feet to lift off the ground” while she sat on the Sybian.
OUT OF THIS WORLD
Howard got to clips from last week’s Riley Martin show of Riley confronting a few callers trying to prank him and scolded his producer for a mistake he made on the air. Riley also noted people with “alternative lifestyles” did nothing to change “the numerical value of the human species” before inexplicably turning the topic to Madonna, saying he’d like to be her son, especially if it meant being rescued from “Bum Scratch Africa.” Howard also played a message Blue Iris left for Artie, in which she said she missed him and attempted to have a conversation with him, even though she was speaking to the voicemail system at the time.
MORE RELATIONSHIP TALK WITH ARTIE
Artie eventually admitted he was “probably” still in love with Dana, which he said was the reason he kept turning down potential dates. Artie then asked Howard if he had a particular woman in mind who he wanted to date after his divorce, which he acknowledged he did, but he ended up contacting the woman in question. Artie went on to note he and Dana recently slept together, and wasn’t sure what this meant in regard to their relationship. However, Artie added, as much fun as he still has with Dana at times, there are also situations that make him realize why they broke up in the first place. Although Artie said his biggest reason for not pursuing other women was Dana, he admitted another part of it was that he was heavier than he’d ever been, a fact he mentioned affected his confidence in a negative way. Ralph called in to ask if Artie was secretly having sex with other women and just not sharing the stories, but Howard didn’t think that was the case. Artie reiterated that he has not been with anyone else lately, and again said his weight was a reason he couldn’t talk to new women because of how it affected his self esteem.
FRED’S BODY GUARD
During Robin’s news, Crazy Alice called in to ask Fred if he had considered getting into acting after leaving radio, but he replied “Hollywood wasn’t knocking down his door,” no matter how much he’d like to be an actor. Artie then pointed out that Alice lost in this week’s football pool, and she (very loudly) assured him that “he wasn’t going to win” the contest. As the shouting match between Artie and Alice continued, Alice warned him not to hurt Fred, explaining she “had nothing to lose” if he did. Alice then said she was going to call an animal rights group because it wasn’t legal for people to have sex with animals, and noted Dana could therefore get in trouble for being with Artie, who she compared to a gorilla. Alice went on to threaten Artie with a lawsuit because she got in trouble recently with her landlord because of how loud she was on the phone while talking to him. Alice next screamed the reasons why she thought she had a legitimate court case against Artie before referring to herself as both thinner than him and “pretty.”
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M*A*S*H: Martinis and Medicine Collection (The Complete TV Series)
Product Details
Format: NTSC
Language: English
Studio: Fox Video
DVD Release Date: Nov 7 2006
ASIN: B000I2IPF2
Format: NTSC
Language: English
Studio: Fox Video
DVD Release Date: Nov 7 2006
ASIN: B000I2IPF2
Product Description
Description
Description
Disc 1-3: M*A*S*H Season 1
Disc 4-6: M*A*S*H Season 2
Disc 7-9: M*A*S*H Season 3
Disc 10-12: M*A*S*H Season 4
Disc 13-15: M*A*S*H Season 5
Disc 16-18: M*A*S*H Season 6
Disc 19-21: M*A*S*H Season 7
Disc 22-24: M*A*S*H Season 8
Disc 25-27: M*A*S*H Season 9
Disc 28-30: M*A*S*H Season 10
Disc 31-33: M*A*S*H Season 11
Disc 34: M*A*S*H (The Movie)
Disc 35: M*A*S*H: Televisions Serious Sit-Com Bloopers My Favorite M*A*S*H Cast Interviews Last Day of Filming Jocularity PSA's Saxophone Promo Just the FAQs - Game
Disc 36: M*A*S*H: 30th Anniversary Reunion Fan Base Memories of M*A*S*H Script from never made episode
Disc 4-6: M*A*S*H Season 2
Disc 7-9: M*A*S*H Season 3
Disc 10-12: M*A*S*H Season 4
Disc 13-15: M*A*S*H Season 5
Disc 16-18: M*A*S*H Season 6
Disc 19-21: M*A*S*H Season 7
Disc 22-24: M*A*S*H Season 8
Disc 25-27: M*A*S*H Season 9
Disc 28-30: M*A*S*H Season 10
Disc 31-33: M*A*S*H Season 11
Disc 34: M*A*S*H (The Movie)
Disc 35: M*A*S*H: Televisions Serious Sit-Com Bloopers My Favorite M*A*S*H Cast Interviews Last Day of Filming Jocularity PSA's Saxophone Promo Just the FAQs - Game
Disc 36: M*A*S*H: 30th Anniversary Reunion Fan Base Memories of M*A*S*H Script from never made episode
BBB's Notebook: WWE Vengeance 2005
Video package hyping Hell in a Cell opens the show.
Fireworks blow and we are l-l-live in Sin City, Las Vegas Nevada. Carlos and Huego are talking very fast at the Spanish announce table.
Intercontinental Title match - Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin - picture quality on the dvd is awesome. Fast paced work, fun to watch. Crowd seems into it. Lots of nearfalls for Benjamin has the crowd popping. Carlito removes a turnbuckle pad while Shelton is distracted by the ref. Benjamin goes for the stinger splash but Carlito moves and Benjamin eats steel and gets pinned. Cool.
HHH and Flair arrive. JR calls the cell "Satans spawn of suffering and pain."
Victoria vs. Christy Hemme - Man, this is gonna suck. Everything about Hemme annoys me. She grunts to loud and needs to die. Victoria hangs her by her hair across her back, kinda cool. Victoria misses anice moonsault off the middle rope. Victoria gets the win after grabbing the ropes during a pin. Not total crap but pretty fucking close.
Grisham interviews John Cena. Cena was still kinda in his hip hop phase. Cena says he's a target being new to Raw. Rips on Christian and Chris Jericho.
Kane vs. Edge - fuck, I almost forgot about the Matt/Lita/Edge storyline. Lita has some of the nicest fake tits in the business. Kane dominates early. With Litas help Edge takes over on the floor nailing Kane with a spear. Kanes Undertaker-like sit up gets a big pop. Lita interferes and almost gets her neck broken by Kane but is saved by Snitsky. (He get fired?) Snitsky botches his interference and gets the briefcase to the skull courtesy of Edge who promptly gets chokeslammed and pinned.
Shawn Michaels vs. Kurt Angle - this is the rematch from their classic WrestleMania match. Some awesome mat based wrestling to start off. Angle nails a wicked belly to back suplex on Michaels into the announce table on the floor. Looks tremendous. So much great stuff I couldn't possibly describe it all. Hard hitting and back and forth. HBK kicks out of the Angle Slam. Ref gets bumped by Angle after Shawn reverses an ankle lock. Michaels gets tossed over the top and favors his knee, Dr's come to his aid but Angle drags him back in the ring and applies the ankle lock. Shawn tries to counter but Angle holds on. Shwan finally gets out of it, twisting Angle into the buckles. Shawn hits the super kick out of nowhere and both men are down. Nearfall for HBK. Angle scales the ropes and dives off the top right into sweet chin music for the pin. FANTASTIC match!
Coach interviews Batista and tells him the odds are against him walking out with the strap. Big Dave calls Coach an ass-kissing suckup. HHH appears and the brawl.
The dude that is now the ECW ring announcer introduces Lillian Garcia, who in turn introduces Viscera. Lillian tells Vis he makes her feel things she's never felt before and he is a sexy man! They sit on the couch placed in the ring. She says she wants to sing a song for him. She starts singing..... Poorly. She finishes and Lillian takes a knee and asks Vis to marry her. Fuck this is awful. Vis says he'll take it into consideration. Godfathers music hits and he makes his way to the ring with a bunch of ho's. The GF asks Vis if he wants to be with one woman or if he wants to take a ride on the hooooo train. Vis examines the ladies. Lillian looks perplexed. Vis goes up to Lillian and yells ALL ABOARD the HOOO TRAIN. Brutal. Lillian is distraught as Vis leaves with the ladies.
John Cena vs. Chris Jericho vs. Christian - Fast paced to start, no man gets a clear advantage. Tyson Tomko is ejected after interfering several times on Christians behalf. Too much action to describe. Tomko returns to nail Cena with a big clothesline but he kicks out at 2, much to the chagrin of Christian. Cena wins with the FU on Christian after Jericho pushes him into it. Great match.
Hell in a Cell - HHH vs. Batista - hard hitting and deliberate early on. HHH gets a chain from under the ring and uses it as a weapon on Batista. Later Hunter digs out a chair wrapped in barbed wire and clubs big Dave over the back with it. Batista gains the advantage and bloodies HHH with the chair and the cell. HHH receives a powerslam on the barbed wire chair. H manages to ddt Dave on the barbed wire chair and now both men are lacerated (love that word.). HHH gets another toy from beneath the ring, the sledgehammer. Batista gets nailed with it but kicks out at 2. Batista attempts to hit H with the hammer but eats a fist full of chain. Its a war of atrition (whatever that means.....) Hunter attempts to drop a chain-fist off the middle rope but Batista gets the hammer up. Batista nails Hunter with the steps on the floor. Batista brings the steps in the ring and bashes HHH into them face first several times. Sick irish whip into the steps. Batista goes for the Batista bomb but HHH hits a low blow and the Pedigree but Dave kicks out at 2. Dave reverses a Pedigree into a spinebuster on the steel steps. Dave hits the Batista-Bomb for the victory. Awesome match.
A great PPV. A hidden gem you should seek out.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
ECW December to Dismember Main Event Announced
At an ECW show today in Milwaukee, Wis., ECW's "Messiah" Paul Heyman declared that Rob Van Dam will, in fact, receive his ECW World Title opportunity at December to Dismember. However, Heyman also made the monumental announcement that RVD's title match will take place in the first-ever Extreme Elimination Chamber.
RVD earned his chance at the championship last week in a Ladder Match and, as announced on ECW.com earlier this week, Van Dam selected ECW's next pay-per-view on Dec. 3 as the setting for his title opportunity. However, the stipulations for that contest fall under Heyman's own judgment.Thus, ECW World Champion Big Show will defend his gold against five other Extremists within the lethal chamber structure.
In addition to the Extreme Giant and RVD, the remaining four participants will be determined through a series of qualifying matches that will take place over the next few weeks – the first of which can be seen Tuesday night on ECW on Sci Fi.The only thing more dangerous than the chamber itself will be the throng of hardcore competitors enclosed in its massive walls. Who will qualify for this unprecedented encounter? Exactly what awaits RVD, Big Show and the other Extremists at December to Dismember?
Are you Sirius?
Reasons why you should have a Sirius Satelite Radio.
1. Howard 100 - The King of all media and the reason radio was invented. Just listen to one show and you'll be hooked.
2. Howard 101 - The home of Bubba the Love Sponge and Ferrall. Specialty shows from the mind of Howard and the crew.
3. Alt. Nation 21 - The perfect mix of todays 'alternative' music as well as awesome stuff from my 90's heyday. Love it.
4. Hair Nation 23 - Ah Junior High.. good times. And I can relive them with Hair Nation. All the Crue, Def Lep, GnR you can handle.
5. Big 80's 8 - Who doesn't dig a good 80's tune every now and then.... This channel is totally sweet for those who were around back in 'the day.'
6. Faction 28 - Apparently it's geared towards 'extreme sports' fans but it plays a cool mix of rock, punk and hip hop. Plus Marky Ramone has a show:
Marky Ramone's Punk Rock Blitzkrieg Tuesdays 8 pm ET
The Ramones weren't just a punk band: for many, they epitomized everything cool about punk rock. Listen Tuesday nights as long-time drummer Marky Ramone plays live, rare and archival Ramones material, plus music that influenced the band, and classic and contemporary punk. He'll also host live in-studio guests and take calls from listeners. That could be you... talking to one of the Ramones. Pretty cool.
As well as Bam Margera:
Radio Bam Mondays 7 pm ET
Skateboarder and TV personality Bam Margera is the creator, producer, director & star of the hit MTV show Viva La Bam. He's also the co-creator and co-star of MTV's Jackass and Jackass, The Movie . Rebroadcasts Tuesdays at midnight ET, Saturdays at midnight ET and Sundays at 11 pm ET.
7. Boombox 34 - I'm not sure how to describe this channel but it plays a lot of cool dance music but I especially like all the remixes and mash-ups they play.
8. Backspin 43 - Old School original hip hop. 'Nuff said.
Upcoming DVD's
ECW: Extreme Rules - 2 DVD set - Release Date: 1/30/07
"A two-disc compilation that showcases some of the best matches of the return of ECW, as well as vignettes about the newest Extremists. Hosted by Tazz and Joey Styles, ECW: Extreme Rules highlights both the new Extremists (such as Big Show, C.M. Punk, Test, Kevin Thorn, etc.) as well as the ECW Originals (including RVD, Sabu, Sandman, Dreamer, and Balls)."
The New & Improved DX - 3 DVD set - Release Date: 2/20/07
"The New and Improved D-Generation X will be a 3-disc release covering the reformation of the group that includes promos, matches and the chaos the duo of The Game and HBK caused Mr. McMahon."
Royal Rumble Anthology - Release Date: 3/13/07
"January 28, 2007 will be the 20th Anniversary of the Royal Rumble. WWE fans have always loved this unique match, and when a WrestleMania championship opportunity sweetened the winner's pot, the Royal Rumble became one of the most important annual events on WWE's calendar. This DVD set will depict, in their entirety, the first 20 Royal Rumbles in a handsome collector's box. The first 12 Royal Rumble events have never been available on DVD."
Ric Flair & The Four Horsemen - Release Date: 4/10/07
"One of the first, and coolest, factions in sports-entertainment was The Four Horsemen. This multi-disc release will cover the creation of the Horsemen and is filled with exclusive iterviews from many of the Superstars who were part of this groundbreaking group as well as rivalry highlights and complete matches."
Great Families of Wrestling - Release Date: 6/05/07
"Some of the greatest WWE Superstars have come from family legacies that include the names McMahon, Von Erich, Funk, Hart, Guerrero, Orton, Gagne, Colon, DiBiase, Rhodes and more. Relationships and long held secrets from fathers, sons, brothers and grandsons of sports-entertainment will all be explored in the Great Families of Wrestling DVD."
The Ladder Match - Release Date: 8/28/07
"Follow the evolution of the Ladder Match and see how it has evolved into one of the most popular matches in WWE today. From the first Ladder Match with Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon at WrestleMania X to the inaugural Money in the Bank Ladder Match that took place at WrestleMania 21, witness why the Ladder Match has become a staple in WWE."
Rey Mysterio: The Biggest Little Man - Release Date: 10/23/07
"Relive some of the Rey Mysterio's classic rivalries with Superstars like Eddie Guerrero, Kurt Angle, Mark Henry, Randy Orton, JBL, Chris Benoit. Also, Rey Mysterio: The Biggest Little Man will showcase some of the high-flying Superstar's most memorable tag team matches with partners RVD, Eddie Guerrero and Batista."
TNA Wrestling: The 50 Greatest Moments DVD
They are the extraordinary TNA moments that will echo throughout the history of professional wrestling...the timeless memories that fans will never forget - now chronicled on one amazing OVA release! TNA Wrestling presents The 50 Greatest Moments, featuring the most monumental, surprising and awe-inspiring events that shaped the face of TNA Wrestling from its 2002 inception until today! The countdown is on - but the question is: which will earn the top spot?
Spectacular History of the AWA DVD Set
The history of the American Wrestling Association featuring extensive matches documenting some of the greatest bouts of all time!
There is a one hour 45 minute documentary focusing on Verne Gagne and talking about Hulk Hogan, the Superclash shows, and more. Featured on interviews are Jim Brunzell, Michael Hayes, Baron Von Raschke, Greg Gagne, Eric Bischoff and Nick Bockwinkel.
There is a one hour 45 minute documentary focusing on Verne Gagne and talking about Hulk Hogan, the Superclash shows, and more. Featured on interviews are Jim Brunzell, Michael Hayes, Baron Von Raschke, Greg Gagne, Eric Bischoff and Nick Bockwinkel.
WWE Born to Controvery - The Roddy Piper Story DVD
This DVD set covers the extensive career of the 'Hot Rod', whose intense rivalry with Hulk Hogan highlighted the infamous War to Settle the Score and the first ever Wrestlemania. Sometimes hated, sometimes loved the 'Rowdy One' never failed to entertain, especially on his revolutionary popular interview segment, Piper's Pit. This DVD set features Piper's unique comments on his childhood, getting into the business at 15, working with Mr. T, wrestling promoters, his movie appearances, working in WCW, his induction into the WWE Hall of Fame, and much more. In addition, fellow Superstars Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, 'Cowboy' Bob Orton, Greg 'The Hammer' Valentine, and many more offer their personal takes on the 'Hot Rod'.
Quote of the Day
"2 lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching" - Gareth Keenan on his "ultimate fantasy."
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Hardcore Homecoming - November Reign Review
Shane Douglas's ECW reunion strikes again.
Blue Meanie vs. Danny Doring - Doring licks Meanies nipple much to the delight of the fans.
Meanie wins with the Meanie-sault and a huge pop from the arena.
A very pregnany Dawn Marie is introduced.... She looks like hell, or pregnant. Who knows... She says WWE are bitches who fired her because she chose to have a family. Fans chant "that's my kid! "
They haven't edited out the ECW chants like they did on the first Hardcore Homecoming dvd.
Kronus vs. Balls Mahoney - (fans chant "where is Saturn?). It really looks like they are using CZW's ring. Balls swings the chair to a HUGE pop. Balls wins with the nutcracker suite on a chair.
(Fuck the Flames are hurtin' so far...)
CW Anderson vs. Matt Hyson - FUCK Matt Hyson, Spike is in the house!! Anderson hits the hammerlock bodyslam, I love that move. I remember calling for that in an Adrian Walls match many years ago. Hyson wins reversing a spinebuster into a sunset flip in a fairly fun match to watch.
Awesome Terry Funk video package. Funk comes to the ring to be inducted into the "Hardcore Hall of Fame" by Todd Gordon. They unveil a banner to hang in the New Alhambra. I wonder if it's still there. Funk makes an awesome speach.
Tapei DeathMatch II - Axl Rotten vs. Ian Rotten - classic gorefest. They take turns using the staple gun to staple dollar bills to each other untill Ian brings in the bag of tacks. Axl wins after powerbombing Ian threw a stack of chairs.
Dog Collar Match - Shane Douglas vs. Pitbull Gary Wolfe - Wolfe wins with a belly-to-belly through a table in a corner. Below average brawl.
Steel Cage Match - PJ Polaco vs. Jerry Lynn - I hate this real name shit. After a decent match the lights go out and Lance Storm appears and helps Polaco hit a spike piledriver for the win.
Nothing really blow-away on the card but for sheer nostalgia it was fun to watch.
A very pregnany Dawn Marie is introduced.... She looks like hell, or pregnant. Who knows... She says WWE are bitches who fired her because she chose to have a family. Fans chant "that's my kid! "
They haven't edited out the ECW chants like they did on the first Hardcore Homecoming dvd.
Kronus vs. Balls Mahoney - (fans chant "where is Saturn?). It really looks like they are using CZW's ring. Balls swings the chair to a HUGE pop. Balls wins with the nutcracker suite on a chair.
(Fuck the Flames are hurtin' so far...)
CW Anderson vs. Matt Hyson - FUCK Matt Hyson, Spike is in the house!! Anderson hits the hammerlock bodyslam, I love that move. I remember calling for that in an Adrian Walls match many years ago. Hyson wins reversing a spinebuster into a sunset flip in a fairly fun match to watch.
Awesome Terry Funk video package. Funk comes to the ring to be inducted into the "Hardcore Hall of Fame" by Todd Gordon. They unveil a banner to hang in the New Alhambra. I wonder if it's still there. Funk makes an awesome speach.
Tapei DeathMatch II - Axl Rotten vs. Ian Rotten - classic gorefest. They take turns using the staple gun to staple dollar bills to each other untill Ian brings in the bag of tacks. Axl wins after powerbombing Ian threw a stack of chairs.
Dog Collar Match - Shane Douglas vs. Pitbull Gary Wolfe - Wolfe wins with a belly-to-belly through a table in a corner. Below average brawl.
Steel Cage Match - PJ Polaco vs. Jerry Lynn - I hate this real name shit. After a decent match the lights go out and Lance Storm appears and helps Polaco hit a spike piledriver for the win.
Nothing really blow-away on the card but for sheer nostalgia it was fun to watch.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Thursday, October 26, 2006
What the Fuck is going on??
I cleaned yesterday and now I have little tiny fruit flys or something flying around my fucking apartment. Its annoying the shit out of me....
Quote of the Day
On Madonnas adopted African son:
"He's gonna have a pussy printing press in his backyard" - Artie Lange.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Drummer Says New Smashing Pumpkin Music "Sounds Fantastic"
Smashing Pumpkins drummer Jimmy Chamberlin has come out to speak on the band's new material.
"I'm here to tell you that great things are on track for the future," Chamberlin wrote on the Pumpkins' Myspace.com page. "As some of you know we are indeed creating music again -- music that comes from a place so pure it will burn the lies off the very souls of those who try to discount it. We have arrived at a place in our lives where truth and honesty prevail and we are creating from that place."
The band was working with producer Roy Thomas Baker previously and is now working with producer Terry Date.
"The universe has a way of letting you know that things are right by introducing people like [Baker] and Terry into the fold," Chamberlin wrote, adding that the new music is "sounding fantastic. It's all part of one big cosmic journey, in so that everyone reading this is hitching their silver chord to the Great Pumpkin Space Train!"
Credit: Billboard.com
"I'm here to tell you that great things are on track for the future," Chamberlin wrote on the Pumpkins' Myspace.com page. "As some of you know we are indeed creating music again -- music that comes from a place so pure it will burn the lies off the very souls of those who try to discount it. We have arrived at a place in our lives where truth and honesty prevail and we are creating from that place."
The band was working with producer Roy Thomas Baker previously and is now working with producer Terry Date.
"The universe has a way of letting you know that things are right by introducing people like [Baker] and Terry into the fold," Chamberlin wrote, adding that the new music is "sounding fantastic. It's all part of one big cosmic journey, in so that everyone reading this is hitching their silver chord to the Great Pumpkin Space Train!"
Credit: Billboard.com
Wednesday
Today I did one of the 2 things I do when I am upset/nervouse/angry/worried. I cleaned. I cleaned up all the bottles and cans I had left over from when I used to drink a lot of pop, I mopped the kitchen floor and I also put up my new shower curtain. Took out a shitload of garbage too.
The second thing I do is eat but thank god I have no fucking food in the house :-)
Nice to see the Flames start putting some pucks in the net last night with a 6-1 win over the hapless Phoenix Coyotes.
Watched Raw this week for the first time in a while. It was decent but nothing really grabs me.
Last night we picked up the biggest amount of groceries I have ever seen, good times.
The second thing I do is eat but thank god I have no fucking food in the house :-)
Nice to see the Flames start putting some pucks in the net last night with a 6-1 win over the hapless Phoenix Coyotes.
Watched Raw this week for the first time in a while. It was decent but nothing really grabs me.
Last night we picked up the biggest amount of groceries I have ever seen, good times.
FREE!
Ok listen up because this is cool shit. Right now for the next 2 days, Sirius Satelite Radio is having a free online trial. Go to Sirius.com and sign up and you can listen online October 25 and 26 including Howard 100 and Howard 101.
Thursday is the Gary Roast which will be guaranteed awesome. This morning Roger Daltry and Pete Townsend were on but apparently Pete walked out after Howard started asking about his girlfriend.
Man, I'm going to get my radio back running today!
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Hate of the Day
I hate the people that live in the apartment down the hall from Chantal. They leave their shoes and garbage in the hallway and smoke there. Hence the hallway smells like smoke, garbage and feet.
A pox on their house.
This Week is Wrestling History
On Raw, the "This Week is Wrestling History" was on the Halloween Havok Chamber of Horrors match, too funny.
I really miss Halloween Havok, I'm not really sure why but it was always my favorite WCW pay per view. May be time to dig out my Best of Halloween Havok tape.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Too funny...
This little short dude just came in my store with a blinged out Biggie Smalls T Shirt on and a huge gold chain..... I guess you had to be there.....
Loose Cannon DVD Review
I was pretty excited for this one, as I usually am for WWE documentary style dvds. I can't wait for the Piper one.
Anyway, I really enjoyed it as WWE did a pretty good job of chronicling not only his wrestling career but his non-wrestling sports career. I had no idea Pillman excelled at hockey in his younger years. They also spent quite a bit of time on his WCW career which is unique for a WWE release.
I loved the old Stampede footage, it makes me feel young again. I need to get more of it. I wish I taped it every Saturday when I was a kid.
They glossed over his ECW time quickly which I guess can be expected considering he was only there for a short time and never wrestled a match but the story behind it is fascinating. If you want to know more pick up Hardcore History by Scott Williams.
I also loved the fact that they made a point of saying Pillman never used recreational drugs and died of a heart attack.
There are tons of extras, I still think they go a little overboard on the extras. I usuall watch very little of them mostly due to the fact that I've seen it all already.
Very well done and emotional. Pick it up.
Weekend
It was a full weekend with the family all together.
Friday we took all the kids (including Tex) to Dennys for supper and then a little shopping at the mall.
Saturday was Bradens big birthday party, it was pretty awesome. Big thank you's to everyone that came out and brought my little man a present. He cleaned up and got some pretty cool stuff and the Scooby Doo ice cream cake was so good.
Sunday was a pretty lazy day, watched a lot of the American Office season 1 and 2. Its totally hysterical, I can't decide which version I like better. I think I need to see more of the UK one.
After a fantastic steak dinner prepared by Chantal on the BBQ we just chilled untill the damn power went out for an hour or so. It's very difficult to explain to a 3 year old why his tv doesn't work!
Friday we took all the kids (including Tex) to Dennys for supper and then a little shopping at the mall.
Saturday was Bradens big birthday party, it was pretty awesome. Big thank you's to everyone that came out and brought my little man a present. He cleaned up and got some pretty cool stuff and the Scooby Doo ice cream cake was so good.
Sunday was a pretty lazy day, watched a lot of the American Office season 1 and 2. Its totally hysterical, I can't decide which version I like better. I think I need to see more of the UK one.
After a fantastic steak dinner prepared by Chantal on the BBQ we just chilled untill the damn power went out for an hour or so. It's very difficult to explain to a 3 year old why his tv doesn't work!
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Friday, October 20, 2006
A new calling...
As I walk around my store I think I have found a new calling. I want to see every Godzilla movie ever made.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Quote of the day
Gary: "You recognize Pat, our make a wish kid?"
Howard: "Oh hey Pat, you didn't die yet?"
Howard: "Oh hey Pat, you didn't die yet?"
Thursday
-Chantal brought me a really cool bag from her work, I really like it. I've never really been a 'bag guy' but I think I'm gonna start carrying a bunch of shit around because it's a really nice bag.
-Some fucker mugged a friend of hers on her way to work yesterday... Stuff like that makes me very angry especially the way it has affected her life.
-Concerned about the Flames. Very concerned.
-Arties kissing Blue Iris, Bigfoot, Kanyon vs. Flair.... Best Stern Ever!!
-Some fucker mugged a friend of hers on her way to work yesterday... Stuff like that makes me very angry especially the way it has affected her life.
-Concerned about the Flames. Very concerned.
-Arties kissing Blue Iris, Bigfoot, Kanyon vs. Flair.... Best Stern Ever!!
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Who bettah then Kanyon!?
Apparently Kanyon was on Stern again this morning, this time facing off with Ric Flair over his WWE release. he says he was released because he is gay.
I can't wait to hear this!
He did some pretty solid work in the Invastion and the whole 'Positivly Kanyon' deal in WCW was awesome. BAAANG!!
Hardcore TV and Cloud Busting....
I downloaded a couple of episodes of The History of ECW from WWE 24/7. It's put together very well, hosted by Taz with awesome old episodes of Hardcore TV. I wish Shaw would get their heads out of their asses and add WWE 24/7.
I had an in
teresting conversation before bed last night about Cloud Busting. After doing some research I discovered Cloud Busting is a mind over matter task of laying on your back and using your mind to make clouds disapate. NOT however, about drunken knuckleheads laying in fields with their cocks out which leads to the question... What the hell is going on in small-town Canada??
Cloud Busting: an Experiment in Orgone Energy
Laurie J. Robinson
Franklin Pierce College
(1995)
running head: ORGONE ENERGY
Abstract
This is an examination of the effects of orgone energy in humans and their ability to bust clouds. Subjects would look at the target cloud for two minutes and will the clouds to disappear. The data was taken from the appearance of the clouds after a two minute interval. A Chi Square was performed with the significance x2 (1)=39.92, p, <.0001. The results of this study were significant and supported Reich's idea that thereis in fact an energy that functions in all organisms. Orgone energy was first discovered by Willhelm Reich while doing research on the cancer process of radiation properties in Sapa bions (Boadella, 1974). Reich named the radiation orgone because its discovery resulted from consistent applications of the orgasm-formula and its effects on organisms (Boadella, 1974). The term orgone means the energy found within all organisms and is basic to the orgasm reflex (Davidson, 1991). Baron Charles Von Reichenbach believed that orgone energy functioned within the human organism and in our atmosphere since the beginning of life (Eden, 1972). Von Reichenbach also believed that the scientific world couldn't see and would not see the energy regardless of their belief that odic force does or does not exist. Von Reichenbach called his research in this area odic force. He used different objects and test situations to see if people would benefit from or be healed by the existence of this mysterious substance. Reich believed that orgone energy is visible to the human eyes. He thought that the color of the energy was a blue or bluish gray *(Reich, 1948). The color of the sky that you see in good weather is what Reich felt was the effect of the energy on your eyes. Orgone energy can be seen from satellites and looks like a ring of unknown depth revolving around the earth (and other planets) in the same direction from west to east (Reich, 1945). Reich hypothesized that when the orgone ring around the earth changes rotation from east to west instead of west to east the orgnonotic content is at its lowest point (Reich, 1994). Orgone energy is most abundant in organic substances such as water, wood, soil, plants, and animal fur such as wool (Mann, 1973). Independent of human and animal organisms, orgone energy can be measured thermically, electroscopically and can be measured on the Geiger-Muller counter, can be obtained in evacuated tubes, and can also be detected on x-ray photography (Reich, 1944). Many studies on orgone energy have been done with the aid of an apparatus called the orgone energy accumulator (Reich, 1944). There are many different versions of accumulators that can be used. Reich believed that the more layers of the organic matter - the higher the concentration of orgone energy (Starz, 1978). Reich's experiment on the effects of temperature, the accumulator looked like a box with a tube coming out of the top and a smaller tube projecting from the side of the apparatus. The accummulator was made up of six layers of organic and non-organic materials. The first innermost layer was made up of cotton and then of wood and then alternated between cotton and wood so that the last accumulator pulled the energy through the other layer into the iron sheet. The temperature was measured from the inside through the opening at the side, the temperature was higher inside the accumulator than the outside temperature (Reich, 1944). There are many other uses for the accumulator and the study of orgone energy on electroscopes, cultures of protozoa, cancer in mice, cancer and other diseases in human beings, radioactivity, and the lumination of the air. A caution was put on the building of accumulators for independent research because of the Institute of Orgonomy was afraid that if an accumulator not be properly constructed or that there too many accumulators in the same area, the use of all the accumulators at the same time may disrupt the balance of the orgone energy in the air and would have serious environmental implications (Cattier, 1971). Reich has also done experiments in cloud dissipation using an apparatus he simply called the cloud dissipation apparatus (Barth, 1961). The apparatus was used in a tropical area for the sole purpose of dissipation of cumulus clouds selectively. The procedure for this included the photographing of the cloud and examined for a short time, the decision as to whether or not the cloud will be used in the experiment. The decision as to whether or not the cloud will be used in the experiment. The decision is based on whether or not the cloud is growing in size or shrinking in size. Once the decision was made a coin was flipped to determine whether or not the apparatus was used in the experiment to dissipate the cloud (i.e. whether the cloud was in the control group or the experimental group). The experiment that I conducted is similar to that of the experiment explained above except that I used raw orgone energy and no apparatus was used.
I had an in
teresting conversation before bed last night about Cloud Busting. After doing some research I discovered Cloud Busting is a mind over matter task of laying on your back and using your mind to make clouds disapate. NOT however, about drunken knuckleheads laying in fields with their cocks out which leads to the question... What the hell is going on in small-town Canada??Cloud Busting: an Experiment in Orgone Energy
Laurie J. Robinson
Franklin Pierce College
(1995)
running head: ORGONE ENERGY
Abstract
This is an examination of the effects of orgone energy in humans and their ability to bust clouds. Subjects would look at the target cloud for two minutes and will the clouds to disappear. The data was taken from the appearance of the clouds after a two minute interval. A Chi Square was performed with the significance x2 (1)=39.92, p, <.0001. The results of this study were significant and supported Reich's idea that thereis in fact an energy that functions in all organisms. Orgone energy was first discovered by Willhelm Reich while doing research on the cancer process of radiation properties in Sapa bions (Boadella, 1974). Reich named the radiation orgone because its discovery resulted from consistent applications of the orgasm-formula and its effects on organisms (Boadella, 1974). The term orgone means the energy found within all organisms and is basic to the orgasm reflex (Davidson, 1991). Baron Charles Von Reichenbach believed that orgone energy functioned within the human organism and in our atmosphere since the beginning of life (Eden, 1972). Von Reichenbach also believed that the scientific world couldn't see and would not see the energy regardless of their belief that odic force does or does not exist. Von Reichenbach called his research in this area odic force. He used different objects and test situations to see if people would benefit from or be healed by the existence of this mysterious substance. Reich believed that orgone energy is visible to the human eyes. He thought that the color of the energy was a blue or bluish gray *(Reich, 1948). The color of the sky that you see in good weather is what Reich felt was the effect of the energy on your eyes. Orgone energy can be seen from satellites and looks like a ring of unknown depth revolving around the earth (and other planets) in the same direction from west to east (Reich, 1945). Reich hypothesized that when the orgone ring around the earth changes rotation from east to west instead of west to east the orgnonotic content is at its lowest point (Reich, 1994). Orgone energy is most abundant in organic substances such as water, wood, soil, plants, and animal fur such as wool (Mann, 1973). Independent of human and animal organisms, orgone energy can be measured thermically, electroscopically and can be measured on the Geiger-Muller counter, can be obtained in evacuated tubes, and can also be detected on x-ray photography (Reich, 1944). Many studies on orgone energy have been done with the aid of an apparatus called the orgone energy accumulator (Reich, 1944). There are many different versions of accumulators that can be used. Reich believed that the more layers of the organic matter - the higher the concentration of orgone energy (Starz, 1978). Reich's experiment on the effects of temperature, the accumulator looked like a box with a tube coming out of the top and a smaller tube projecting from the side of the apparatus. The accummulator was made up of six layers of organic and non-organic materials. The first innermost layer was made up of cotton and then of wood and then alternated between cotton and wood so that the last accumulator pulled the energy through the other layer into the iron sheet. The temperature was measured from the inside through the opening at the side, the temperature was higher inside the accumulator than the outside temperature (Reich, 1944). There are many other uses for the accumulator and the study of orgone energy on electroscopes, cultures of protozoa, cancer in mice, cancer and other diseases in human beings, radioactivity, and the lumination of the air. A caution was put on the building of accumulators for independent research because of the Institute of Orgonomy was afraid that if an accumulator not be properly constructed or that there too many accumulators in the same area, the use of all the accumulators at the same time may disrupt the balance of the orgone energy in the air and would have serious environmental implications (Cattier, 1971). Reich has also done experiments in cloud dissipation using an apparatus he simply called the cloud dissipation apparatus (Barth, 1961). The apparatus was used in a tropical area for the sole purpose of dissipation of cumulus clouds selectively. The procedure for this included the photographing of the cloud and examined for a short time, the decision as to whether or not the cloud will be used in the experiment. The decision as to whether or not the cloud will be used in the experiment. The decision is based on whether or not the cloud is growing in size or shrinking in size. Once the decision was made a coin was flipped to determine whether or not the apparatus was used in the experiment to dissipate the cloud (i.e. whether the cloud was in the control group or the experimental group). The experiment that I conducted is similar to that of the experiment explained above except that I used raw orgone energy and no apparatus was used.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Degrassi
So I'm making lunch and watching Degrassi The Next Generation and 2 of the annoying bastard kids are buying condoms at the drug store and I think to myself "Self, this is nowhere near as compelling as when Joey and Wheels went to buy 'pro.. filactics.'"
The Latest
So the Flames took the dirtnap against the cheating fuckin' Leafs. How can the NHL continue to let that steroid monkey Mats Sundin on the ice?? It's a disgrace...
But seriously, it was an awesome game and very fun to watch. I look forward to the rematch.
The O
ilers continue to roll, I predict they will finish higher then Calgary in the standing when it's all said and done because their offence is so potent.The M
ets destroyed St. Louis last night tying the NLCS 2 all. They will not go quietly and I think this one will go 7.Es
ks are out of the playoffs for the first year since dinosaurs roamed the earth, it sucks but it will make it that much easier for the Stamps to take the cup next month.The dvd conversion is going well, a lot faster then I thought it was going to. I'm very excited about the prospect of having stacks on hundreds of VHS tapes reduced to a few binders.
I made my Christmas list this weekend, whatever I get from it will be pretty sweet.
If you're looking for a last minute gift for me:
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Footbrawl
At least 8 Miami Hurricanes suspended
Associated Press
Sun Oct 15, 2006
10/15/2006CORAL GABLES, Fla. (AP) - Miami coach Larry Coker said Sunday that at least eight Hurricanes players will be suspended for their role in a sideline-clearing brawl against Florida International.
The fight Saturday night came during Miami's 35-0 win against Florida International, which plays across town. It was the first meeting between the teams.
Coker said the five players ejected in the fight - offensive linemen Derrick Morse and Chris Barney, running back Charlie Jones, and cornerbacks Carlos Armour and Bruce Johnson - would be suspended.
Coker also suspended safeties Anthony Reddick and Brandon Meriweather and fullback James Bryant.
The lengths of the suspensions have not been determined.
Why have I not seen footage of this? I love non-hockey sports brawls because they don't know how to fight......
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Friday
Last night we went for supper at The Creperie downtown. I wasn't sure what to expect but it was SO good. I had a Caesar salad and a ginger beef crepe and an ice cream crepe for dessert. Washed down with an ice cold Canadian, it was heaven. Another home run for Chantal.
Last nigh
ts ECW was a weird show. The strip poker killed the whole flow of the show..... I hated it. I don't really fantasy book but I've been thinking about the December ppv and how they are going to go about it.After supper last night we went to Rosarios for Caitlins going-away party. She's moving to New Zealand or New Guinea or something like that. Anyway, Phil, The Knack and myself rocked out a little Bohemian Rhapsody. Word is that some video footage of this exists, I'll have to see if I can get ahold of it.
Tonight is the Flames and the Leafs....
The cool thing is that the Oilers are on right after... I wonder if I'll get away with watching both games... Probably not after she reads this... Damn. Love you baby!!
Extreme Strip Poker
As mush as Extreme Strip Poker was one of the reasons there is no god, it was a pretty sweet gig for Balls.
Friday, October 13, 2006
The Haps....
First, the hockey story from last night.
-EDMONTON (CP) - Ryan Smyth grew up idolizing Wayne Gretzky and now he's broken one of his records.
The veteran winger scored a natural hat trick in a span of 2:01 early in the third period to cue an Edmonton Oilers comeback in a 6-4 win over the San Jose Sharks on Thursday night.
The hurried hat trick broke Gretzky's Oiler record for fastest three goals of 2:18 and also pushed Smyth over the 500 point mark in his NHL career.
''I just got on a good roll,'' Smyth said. ''Two of them were on the power play. I was just trying to help the team and contribute, not thinking about anything else. It turned out to be a pretty good one.''
-OTTAWA (CP) - The Calgary Flames continued their offensive struggles Thursday night, but with M
iikka Kiprusoff playing the way he did, they didn't need much anyway.Jarome Iginla's lone marker of the game, just past the midway point of the third period, stood up as the winner and the Flames held on to record a much-needed 1-0 victory over the Ottawa Senators before a crowd of 18,404 at Scotiabank Place.
Kiprusoff stopped 33 shots, including 17 in the final period, to record his first shutout of the season and the 18th of his career in a battle of two teams that have stumbled out of the gate and came into the game starved for offence.
''The win feels good. We know how good the Senators are we knew they were in a similar situation in wanting to get things started,'' said Iginla, who struck with 8½ minutes remaining to lift Calgary (2-2-0-0) to its first victory in Ottawa since Oct. 28, 1999.
-The PWA officially has announced November 4th as the next event entitled "F
right Night." Tex will defend the Mayem title against Juggernaut and I have heard several different rumor stipulations....Whichever it turns out to be, Tex will bring hell to his front door and I will not end up on my back with a lump on my head...
Oh yeah, something about a cage match too..
-And just one more day to go untill the Calgary Flames destroy the Toronto Maple Laughs like the little whiny bitches they are MUA HA HA!!
Thursday, October 12, 2006
ECW on Sci Fi 10/03/06 Review
Show opens with Paul E and Hardcore Holly reliving the nasty cut from a week ago. Holly wants RVD but Paul says he can't compete due to liability insurance. Test attacks Holly from behind with a chair. Paul E says RVD will face Test.
Intro video... Flooooooooor!!!
Sandman and Sabu vs. Big Show and Matt Striker - pretty plodding in the early going... Not really much to it. Show and Striker get the win after a splash on the Sandman after a botched whie Russian legsweep.
Recap of Holly/Heyman.
Kelly and Trinity hype next weeks extreme strip poker.
Kevin Thorn vs. Tommy Dreamer - Decent back and forth action. Thorn uses his cane on Dreamer on the floor to score the pinfall. Short but watchable.
Fucking Marine promo. Was See No Evil any good?
Maria hypes Extreme Strip Poker.
CM Punk vs. Danny Doring - Dorings looking a little chunky. Punk wins handily with the Anaconda Vice. After the match Kelly Kelly appears and congratulates Punk and dedicates her strip dance to him untill Mike Knox appears and says he's getting really sick of this and tells Punk to stay away from his girl. Punk says the problem is his girl staying away from Punk. They square off in the ring but Knox backs off.
Ashley and Kristal (?) Hype Extreme Strip Poker.
Extreme Rules: RVD vs. Test - RVD hits rolling thunder on the ring steps on the outside, very cool. Test takes a sunset flip powerbomb through a table on the floor. Some cool old school-ish ECW action. Heyman and his riot police appear at ringside. The riot police interject and beat on Van Dam on the floor. Big Show appears and pushes Van Dam off the top rope through a table and Test hits his finisher for the win. Pretty fun to watch.
Zodiac Movie
I saw this on the shelf at work yesterday and got pretty excited. Looking forward to picking it up. Apparently the first Dirty Harry movie was loosely based on Zodiac but I've never watched it.
Here's the synopsis:
A determined California detective attempts to crack one of the most mysterious cases in modern crime as the tale of the fearsome Zodiac Killer comes to the screen in director Alexander Bulkley's cinematic account of the crimes that rocked San Francisco's Bay Area from December of 1968 to October of the following year. As the citizens of the small California town of Vallejo prepare for their holiday celebrations, the discovery that two teens have been viciously gunned down at a remote lover's lane leaves the citizens of a once tight-knit community fearing for their lives. In the months that follow the brutal crimes, Vallejo police inspector Matt Parish devotes his entire existence to revealing the identity of the elusive killer and ensuring that no more innocent lives are taken. With pressure from both his superiors and the local press mounting, lack of sufficient evidence and increased tensions at home lead Inspector Parish down a series of frustrating dead-end roads. When the killer strikes yet again, this time shooting a young couple in a darkened parking lot, investigators are shocked to receive a phone call from a man confessing to the crime. A letter sent to the local newspapers by the confessed killer states that if it is not published, a dozen more people will die in the coming weekend. Even more curious, the letter contains a mysterious code that, if deciphered correctly, will supposedly reveal the true identity of the man behind these shocking crimes. Though a suspect is questioned following yet another killing, this time in broad daylight, the frustrated police department fails to make an arrest as the elusive killer continues to taunt both the police and the media with a series of menacing letters.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Detienen a Luchador en una Persecución
PLAYAS DE ROSARITO. Tan similar a una función de lucha libre, policías municipales (técnicos) se enfrentaron contra el luchador "El Nicho" (rudo) logrando su detención, luego de que golpeara y despojara a un joven de su vehículo. A las 10:25 de este lunes los agentes Alfonso Almaraz y Carlos Peraza Gerardo, fueron interceptados por Alejandro Valencia Ramírez de 23 años y residente de la colonia Lucio Blanco, para denunciar que momentos antes, había sido abordado por un sujeto que lo golpeó llevándose su auto marca Mitsubishi color negro, dándose a la fuga.
Dijo que primero le pidió las llaves de su carro asegurando que más tarde se lo regresaría, pero como se negó, entonces lo encañonó con un arma que traía cubierta con una toalla blanca misma con la que le propició un fuerte golpe en la cara provocándole una hemorragia en la boca. Tras la denuncia, se inició un operativo particularmente en la colonia Crosthwaite donde se le ubicó y al sentirse amenazado se dio a la fuga hacia la calle 5 de Mayo impactando el vehículo con dos autos más en su fallido intento por evadir a la justicia.
Y es que de inmediato, con la ayuda de las unidades 3269, M7, 3589 y 3286 se pudo asegurar al sujeto que se identificó como Dionisio Castellanos Torres de 35 años de edad, es residente de Playas de Tijuana y se desempeña como luchador.
Y así se comportó con los policías de manera muy agresiva pero las llaves de los oficiales fueron más efectivas logrando esposarlo para trasladarlo a la comandancia de policía donde fue interrogado por el Juez Calificador Javier Francisco del Castillo Hernández. De la persecución resultó lesionada Yesenia Saraí Mejía López de 18 años y cuenta con 3 meses de embarazo por lo que recibió asistencia de los paramédicos de Cruz Roja. En tanto el detenido, contaba con un morral color negro donde se le encontró una pistola negra con verde, gris y anaranjado que resultó ser de plástico y tenía como leyenda BUZZ BEE TOYS.
Coke
Black Cherry Vanilla
Ingredients: Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color,
natural flavors, phosphoric acid, caffeine.
Nutrition Facts: Serving size: 1 can; Amount per serving: Calories: 150;
Total fat: 0g; Sodium: 35mg; Total carbs: 40g; Sugars: 40g; Protein: 0g
40 grams = 8tsps in one can
A Special 3BTV
To settle an argument...
REFLEX!!!!!!!
I don't see anything on top of a building....... Hmmm....
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Shamrock vs. Ortiz 3
Kenny got his ass kicked again and now he's done. Too bad it took 3 times for him to get the picture. Quit while you're ahead, right Naitch.
Watching a bit of the Scream Awards on Spike TV. A pretty bizarre awards show but very cool.
Chantal made amazing steaks for supper tonight, best I've ever had. So rare it almost moo'd at me!
Quote of the Week
Upon learning some prisons in the States are forcing inmates to wear pink jumpsuits as a deterrent to going to jail:
"I want to go to jail." - Chantal
Monday, October 09, 2006
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Yeah Baby!!
Flames win the rematch, sweet deal.
I came in 3rd in the first annual October Bowlarama. The festivities were won by my mother. Thank god for the side bumpers or it would have been an embarassment of epic proportions.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Off to the Town of Cows
Heading out in a little bit for Calgary for Thanksgiving and to see Butler, I'm pretty excited. We have toys for the kids in the car and Chantal has her ipod so everyone should be entertained, I may bring my book.
I love the email blogging so I can point out useless shit I see this weekend, should be fun.
Oilers 3 Flames 1
Not the start the boys were looking for but a chance for redemption will come Saturday night. I'm a little concerned with our ability to light the lamp but it's a little early for me to start worrying.
...Or is it?
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Tom Arnold!?
Tom Arnold is going to play me in the movie? What the fuck is that? I'm not signing on for that.
My prediction tonight is 4-2 Flames, with an empty netter.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Another Day at the Office...
I was offered another job, which I refused.... Saw 2 nasty lesbians, Dunigan visited, Craig visited, I was able to avoid Urmeet and I finally saw JR's piercing.
Best day ever!
Hockey Baby!
Season starts tonight with 3 games. I used to enjoy playing a Sports Select every now and then. How have the rules changed since the shootouts etc have come in?
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Tape Update
Here's the crop of tapes for sale so far:
ECW Path of Destruction
ECW House Party '98
ECW The Night The Line Was Crossed
CMLL ppv 03/17/00
WWE WrestleMania XX
ECW One Night Stand 2005
WWE WrestleMania XXI
ECW Barely Legal (Pioneer master)
WWE WrestleMania X8
Toryumon #78
T2P Desembercierto 02/16/02
ECW Extreme Matches Vol. 2
ROH 2nd Anniversary Show
T2P 09/08/02
WWE vs. ECW Head to Head/ECW One Night Stand 2006
T2P vs. Michonoku Pro
Toryumon X 10/14/04
ECW Crossing the Line Again
ECW November to Remember '96
Best of Ultimo Dragon in WWE
Zero-One ppv 01/05/03
No one's stepped up and expressed interest so I'm dropping the price to $2 a tape. Let me know what you want.
ECW Path of Destruction
ECW House Party '98
ECW The Night The Line Was Crossed
CMLL ppv 03/17/00
WWE WrestleMania XX
ECW One Night Stand 2005
WWE WrestleMania XXI
ECW Barely Legal (Pioneer master)
WWE WrestleMania X8
Toryumon #78
T2P Desembercierto 02/16/02
ECW Extreme Matches Vol. 2
ROH 2nd Anniversary Show
T2P 09/08/02
WWE vs. ECW Head to Head/ECW One Night Stand 2006
T2P vs. Michonoku Pro
Toryumon X 10/14/04
ECW Crossing the Line Again
ECW November to Remember '96
Best of Ultimo Dragon in WWE
Zero-One ppv 01/05/03
No one's stepped up and expressed interest so I'm dropping the price to $2 a tape. Let me know what you want.
Monday, October 02, 2006
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Inventory
Well, so far Inventory count is going fucking swimmingly.
HART Inventory had their computer systems crash about an hour and a half ago so we can't download anything to them.
Which kinda leaves us at a bit of a standstill. Who knows how it's all gonna work out.
Sweet
I just saw a dude driving a truck that had the Rollie Fingers mustache. Fucking sweet.
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Cool!
I found out I can update my blog through email which means I can lay in bed and use my blackberry to post this.
Can the world get any more lazy?
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