ECW on Sci Fi 07/25/06 Review

Show opens with Mike Knox and Kelly in the ring. Knox says Kelly can't take her clothes off anymore and he didn't abandon her last week after she was caned by the Sandman. Which leads to...

Sandman def. Mike Knox by DQ - Kelly enters the ring to try and shield Knox from cane shots from Sandman, Test enters and he and Knox beat down the Sandman. 1:15 of.... blah.

Backstage Test and Knox discuss their unstoppableness untill they are attacked by a trash-can-wielding Tommy Dreamer.

Also backstage, Sabu is "talking" with Paul Heyman. Sabu wants a title match against the Big Show but Heyman says he won't make the match... ever. Paul E. tells Sabu to take the night off. In the corner Little Guido is taping up when Heyman approaches him saying he heard Guido muttering something under his breath. Heyman has his riot-police security dudes beat up Guido and drag him to the ring because his match is NEXT!

The Vampire guy who I don't think has a name yet def. Little Guido - Basically a squash, finished off by a razors edge.

CM Punk promo... Says he lived on the street and fought for everything he ever got and he debuts next week.

Justin Credible def. Balls Mahoney by DQ - The odd push of Balls continues in a watchable match that had moments of sucktitude.... Credible gets the dq win after getting pasted by a chair in a non extreme rules match...

Backstage Show asks Heyman why he can't take on Sabu. Heyman says Show needs to worry about Kane.

Kurt Angle returns next week.

Big Show def. Kane - Was built similar to the Ric Flair match.. It built to a pretty hot finish. Kane was taking it to the Big Show with his usual offence untill Heyman pulls the ref out of the ring in a pinning attempt allowing Show to grab a chair and nail Kane with it. Chokeslam on said chair and that's it.

Sabu appears out of nowhere (kinda) and hit Show with a Van-Terminator of sorts off the top to end the show.