Saturday, October 28, 2006

Hardcore Homecoming - November Reign Review


Shane Douglas's ECW reunion strikes again.

Blue Meanie vs. Danny Doring - Doring licks Meanies nipple much to the delight of the fans.

Meanie wins with the Meanie-sault and a huge pop from the arena.

A very pregnany Dawn Marie is introduced.... She looks like hell, or pregnant. Who knows... She says WWE are bitches who fired her because she chose to have a family. Fans chant "that's my kid! "

They haven't edited out the ECW chants like they did on the first Hardcore Homecoming dvd.

Kronus vs. Balls Mahoney - (fans chant "where is Saturn?). It really looks like they are using CZW's ring. Balls swings the chair to a HUGE pop. Balls wins with the nutcracker suite on a chair.

(Fuck the Flames are hurtin' so far...)

CW Anderson vs. Matt Hyson - FUCK Matt Hyson, Spike is in the house!! Anderson hits the hammerlock bodyslam, I love that move. I remember calling for that in an Adrian Walls match many years ago. Hyson wins reversing a spinebuster into a sunset flip in a fairly fun match to watch.

Awesome Terry Funk video package. Funk comes to the ring to be inducted into the "Hardcore Hall of Fame" by Todd Gordon. They unveil a banner to hang in the New Alhambra. I wonder if it's still there. Funk makes an awesome speach.

Tapei DeathMatch II - Axl Rotten vs. Ian Rotten - classic gorefest. They take turns using the staple gun to staple dollar bills to each other untill Ian brings in the bag of tacks. Axl wins after powerbombing Ian threw a stack of chairs.

Dog Collar Match - Shane Douglas vs. Pitbull Gary Wolfe - Wolfe wins with a belly-to-belly through a table in a corner. Below average brawl.

Steel Cage Match - PJ Polaco vs. Jerry Lynn - I hate this real name shit. After a decent match the lights go out and Lance Storm appears and helps Polaco hit a spike piledriver for the win.

Nothing really blow-away on the card but for sheer nostalgia it was fun to watch.

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