BBB's Notebook: TNA Lockdown 2007

Ok, let's get this potential shitfest underway.

TNA X Division Title Match: Chris Sabin vs. Black Machismo vs. Shark Boy vs. Alex Shelley vs Sonjay Dutt.

-Black Machismo is awesome. At least they can get some use out of the music they made for Savage.

-Loved Sabins flipping eye-poke.

-Shark Boy takes the early dirtnap.

-The Sabin Stomp? Yeesh.

-Sonjays out next after the Cradleshock.

-Shelleys gone after a Machismo elbow.

-Sabin wins, shitty finish. Good opener, nothing to write home about but it was fun.

-The "Team Cage" promo was too busy and annoying.

Petey Williams vs. Robert Roode.

-No "you fucked up" chants for blown spots. Interesting.

-Traci Brooks cups runneth over.

-Way to sell the hockey stick there Roode....

-Roode wins with a perfect-plex. Match was ok, never really grabbed me.

-Yikes, Rhino was seriously lacking some acting chops.

Gail Kim vs. Jackie Moore.

-Damn, Tenay is lucky.

-Took them a while to get into the cage.

-Nice missile dropkick by Kim.

-Nice dive off of (almost) the top of the cage by Kim. She totally overshot but it was ambitious.

-The ladies did a pretty decent job.

-Backlund annoys me.

Senshi vs. Austin Star - Referee Bob Backlund.

-Finally after 4 matches someone uses the damn cage. Isn't that the gimmick?

-Senshi wins with a rollup after Backlund shoved Star. Brutal finish to a somewhat bland match.

Blindfold Match: Chris Harris vs. James Storm.

-Holy fuck I'm having Jake Roberts/Rick Martel flashbacks and that's not a good thing.

-I concur with the 'we want wrestling' chant.

-Hood came off. 'Boring' chant. Usually I hate those but I can't hate that one.

-Jesus, who made these hoods?

-One superkick and mercifully its over. Man, that was terrible.

-This ultra-babyface Sting is annoying.

Jerry Lynn vs. Christopher Daniels.

-Daniels wins with the Last Rights. Again decent but nothong overly special.

-Holy fuck, shut up Konnan. What's a 'wilderbeast?'

Electrified Steel Cage - LAX vs. Team 3D.

-Electrify the steel cage! With a firehose!! What's with the blue light??

-The door isn't electrified... Then why use it!?!?

-The electrical hun is lame and annoying.

-Ha ha!!!! The electrified cage! The crowd shit all over it. Way to sell it D Von.....

-Hernandez climbs the cage? Who booked this??

-Fuck, its too bad the cage was so lame because the match wasn't bad.

Lethal Lockdown:Christian Cage/AJ Styles/Scott Steiner/Tomko/Abyss vs. Kurt Angle/Rhino/Sting/Samoa Joe/Jeff Jarrett.

-Steiner pulls out the Frankensteiner and the annoucers sell it like its the return of Jesus.

-The back fell off Jarretts guitar. Tee hee.

-Styles fall off the cage was impressive.

-The match was pretty fun, I have to admit I liked it a lot.