Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Words of Wisdom from Alastair Hopwood

I was told by an American firearms team that, if attacked by a big dog one should push one's hand as far down the throat of the dog as possible and lock the other free (and unbloody) arm around its neck, thereby stopping it moving away. The dog will eventually collapse. When asked the obvious question about its teeth, the American said, 'Whatever it's doing to your forearm, it ain't doing it to your groin.'

"Whatever it's doing to your forearm, it ain't doing it to your groin."
Love it!
I dated a girl like that once!!!

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