Web Site

So I have been tossing around the idea of starting a full website again, and after talking to Tyler at work today it seems it may become a possibility. I used to have BigBadBoris.com, but when I didn't re-register it some company bought it. I guess they do that when domains expire for whatever reason. But I was kindly shown other similar domains I can purchase: (You will need to click the image to read them all.)

BigQualityBoris.com is my favorite....

Blog

I'm having blog issues. My blog looks like a million other peoples blogs. One of the things I liked about having my old website (bigbadboris.com) was that I could change the look around and customize it.

Apparently you can edit the HTML in blogger and I know enough to get by but I'm afraid I might screw it up. Hmmm.... What to do what to do.

I watched Artie argue with High Pitch Mike on Howard TV tonight, man I love Artie but he's on the fast track to a casket. This calander year I think. I wonder what will happen first, Artie leaves the show, or dies.

Flames are leading the Avs 2-1 in the 3rd. Crossing fingers for another win.

Two houseguests hospitalized due to “slop” diet; Amanda had a seizure after producers ignored her

Big Brother 9’s punishment food sent two houseguests, Amanda and Allison, to the hospital on Friday.

Amanda Hansen passed out and then had a seizure on the live feeds after saying, “I need sugar really bad, and they won’t let me in the DR,” The “DR” is the diary room, where contestants interact with producers, and “they” equals the producers. She then said it was “because I’m hypocglycemic. I need bread or fruit or something. I need sugar really bad, and I went in the DR and told them. … They better give me some. I think I’m going to go again.” In other words, producers apparently refused to help her until after she collapsed and had a seizure, when houseguest Josh pushed the emergency button that the houseguests later said summons police and paramedics.

Allison also had a reaction to her forced diet. “At the same time, off camera, housemate Allison Nichols, was suffering a severe allergic reaction to something she ate - causing her lips to swell,” the New York Daily News reports. “The two were treated on the scene by paramedics and then rushed to a Los Angeles hospital.”

In a statement, CBS said, “They both chose to return to the game after receiving medical clearance. Their medical conditions and course of treatment will continue to be monitored.”
Slop is the “nutritionally fortified porridge mix” that the sadistic producers force challenge-losing houseguests to eat for a week, despite the fact that it does nothing to enhance their television show.

What a fuckin' debacle this is turning out to be, fun to watch though I guess... Here is the video:

Enciclopedia de Mascaras

Here is a scan of the cover of the magazine Grizz gave me. Tons of masks and stuff inside, I wish I could read spanish! Thanks Grizz.

Reunion?

Quite surprised to see this, I wonder who is behind the company now.....

Days and Days and Days...

Calgary was fun, we went to Costco with the folks on Saturday, a nightmare come true. I'm not a fan of grocery shopping at the best of times and Costco is grocery shopping on HGH....

Saturday night was a little get together for my nephew Logans first birthday. When all the kids get together it is fucking pandemonium. Mervie and I hit the Bow-Ho for a couple of beers before bed time.

Sunday we headed back home and stopped at South Common to check out Fatburger, I wasn't sure what to expect but it was excellent. I had a double with cheese and it was huge, and it's not even the biggest one.... One day I shall attempt their biggest offering..... and then probably die.

We finally watched Juno yesterday afternoon, I really liked it.... Not really what I expected but it was really excellent.

Last night we laid down commentary on PWA Christmas Slam, definetly check out that dvd when it is released... Some good stuff. I finally sat down and took a gander at the finished product after editing and commentary ant it's quite well done. I was worried my performance may not be up to snuff but I sound good, as do Michael Avery and Phoenix Taylor. If you haven't checked out any of the PWA's dvd offerings, do so.

I caught up on last Tuesday and Wednesdays episodes of Big Brother and I think CBS is getting what they want out of this round. Lot's of skin, arguing and drama. "Just like your dad" is the best insult in BB history.

Flames took out Minnesota last night, 4 wins in a row I believe that is now, which makes me happy. I noticed on TSN this morning they had the countdown to the trade deadline in the bottom right of the screen. 30 hours and counting.

Grizz gave me a really cool magazine from Mexico with a bunch of Lucha masks, it's really interesting. I will try and scan some stuff from it later today (I don't use the scanner nearly enough.)

Stern today has been interesting as hell... Eric the Midget was busted by the Howard 100 news team but continues to deny it, I believe this is far from over. Steve-O was on as well and he was fucking out of control.... I love my Sirius radio.

On The Way To Calgary....

Jonny is watching Harry Potter on my iPod, we are listening to Peter Cetera on Chantals and I am in hell.

At least I have a pouch of Big League Chew...

Quote of the Day

"He's getting pummeled like an Iraqi woman trying to get an education" - Kenny Blankenship.

More Stuff

I am surfing the web in the comfort of my bed.... It's nice.

-TVT Records is filing for bankruptcy.

-Apparently Gene Simmons has a sex tape that has just hit the interweb with some broad who is a spokesmodel for some energy drink he shills. Good for you Gene, maybe he is the new Britney.

-March 25th is shaping up to be a sweet day for new music releases with offerings from Counting Crows, Ministry and Panic at the Disco.

-And speaking of Panic, the special edition of the new album "Pretty. Odd." looks interesting:

-Filter will release the track "Soldiers of Misfortune" later this month as the first single from their new album Anthems for the Damned. The Josh Abraham (10 Years, Velvet Revolver) produced album is set to be in stores in May. I love Filter, seriously under rated.

-Apparently Eric Bischoff and Jason Hervey are behind Scott Baio's reality shows... junk.

-I'm so out of the loop, whats the deal with Floyd Mayweather? Big Show is back? Finlay vs. Vince at WM? Someone fill me in.

-I am trying to watch Supercard of Honor 2 (I think) and the dvd player keeps fucking up. It's annoying the shit out of me because there is a Dragon Gate 6 man I really wanna see. Expect a review soon, if I can get all the way through it.

-Oh yeah, and Lindsay Lohans NY Magazine photo shoot gets a big thumbs up from me.

Stuff

Heading to Calgary tommorow to visit the folks, should be fun but unfortunatly Braden can't make it but it should still be a good time.

Last night was the lunar eclipse and people were acting strangely... Maybe it's because I was tired and annoyed at work but I wanted everybody to get the fuck back inside and do something productive.

The Flames have strung together a couple of wins which is always good, Joseph got his first win in red.

Spring training is just around the corner, can't wait for baseball season.

Big Brother and Stuff...

Big Brother started last night, at first I thought the couple deal was lame but it may turn out ok and bring us some interesting conflict. I am watching episode #2 and what may annoy the shit out of me is the male macho bullshit.... Too many yound dudes who think they are hot shit.

Chantal picked me up the new Kiss biography "Kiss Behind The Mask." Its officially sanctioned by the band and me being a sometime Kiss fan, it looks pretty amazing.

The Flames scored a sweet-ass come from behind win over San Jose in overtime last night. Good shit.

Spring training is right around the corner, I am excited. Oh yeah, and Roger Clemens is a lying sack of shit.

Blah Blah Blah

So apparently going to a business mixer function where you have to wear a nametag isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Free drinks are always good and senior citizen lesbian baseball fans kick ass.

The Flames kicked ass on Saturday night, it was a fun game to watch and supper at Montanas was pretty sweet too.


And having Braden for an extra day is awesome too. We turned back on the way to Wabamun yesterday because the roads were shit. Chantal wasn't to keen on navigating them, especially after the tire exploded on Saturday.

I picked up Perfect Strangers season 1 & 2 on Friday and it is better then I remembered... Oh that Balki. Much better then all the Gilmore Girls I have been watching (don't ask.)

Big Brother 9’s cast will compete as pairs with their producer-selected “soulmates”

The cast of Big Brother 9, the show’s first winter edition, has been announced, and once again producers are handicapping contestants by pairing them up. However, this season, they’ve been matched with their alleged soulmates, and will do everything as a pair, and even be evicted in twos.

A recent CBS teaser ad said that “we’ve matched each of them with a soulmate. They’ll compete together, and if they’re not careful, be evicted together,” and that twist was confirmed on The Early Show this morning. Executive producer Allison Grodner told Julie Chen, “Your life in the house depends on this other person. You’re going to sleep in the same bed together, you’re going to compete together, hold the Head of Household together, get nominated together, and ultimately get evicted together.”

The cast consists of nine men and seven women, which means there is one gay male couple. Since they compete in pairs, and assuming one couple is eliminated each week, that means the show will only last about eight weeks, including the first non-elimination week. Of course, the producers might also decide to split them up at some point.

Grodner suggested that the houseguests won’t initially know about the twist. “Each houseguest filled out a love match profile as part of their application,” Julie Chen explained, and Grodner said, “16 singles living in a house suddenly discover that their perfect love match is sitting right next to them.”

“Perfect love match”? Is she kidding? Who on planet Earth would trust these often-sadistic, ratings-obsessed producers to find their true loves? Of course, if they failed to find good matches, that’ll probably make even better television as the couples fight yet are forced to stick together.

The cast includes a former Penthouse pet, a paparazzo, and a guy who says he’s homeless because he’s traveling the world on his bike. TV Guide has a slideshow showing all 16 and their ages and occupations. Ultimately, they seem familiar, and Grodner didn’t do much to engender confidence that this cast will be any different than those from past seasons, saying “these people are over the top, some amazing characters.”

Meanwhile, The Early Show also included footage of the new house, which on the exterior appears to be a secluded mountain cabin. But while some rooms continue that theme, others are completely different and random, like a tropical, surfing-themed bedroom and a rather plain-looking HOH room.

Other details about the house were revealed this week online. To generate some free publicity, producers let a group of people in the house for a day, intrepid journalists like CBS-owned The Insider’s Cheryl Woodcock, Fox Reality and Road Rules’ Mark Long, and Kimberly Caldwell of the TV Guide Channel. Like the others, she produced journalism that sought to reveal critical information to the public (“I even tasted slop, which is just like vomit”) and demonstrated solid journalistic objectivity and integrity (“I’m not just a huge fan of Big Brother — I’m a huge psycho fan!”).

This sounds uber-lame but I'm sure I will watch every minute....

Sunday March 2nd

Quote of the Day

"I want to grab one of their breasts.... They have many." - Drew, discussing the Franks Energy Girls.

Brock Brock Brock....

And The Beat Goes On....

I went to the Oilers/Sharks game with a bunch of the guys the other night, I was quite the sickening display of hockey. So sickening that I have become sick. I don't know what's going on but it feels like my insides are coming out. My head hurts like a bitch because I'm so dehydrated because all the water I'm drinking is going right through me. Sorry for being gross but it sucks.

Luckily the Flames came through and beat the Sharks last night, and according to TSN they may be close to signing Pheneauf which is awesome news.

Oh yeah....

One more thing.....

Hey Chris, thanks for the well wishes from you and your lady friend. She seems pretty cool. Maybe we can get together or something next time we're in town.

The Weekend

And what a weekend it was. On Friday we took the kids to the Drillers home opener. Now I'm not a big fan of soccer but I really enjoyed it, especially since they played the team from Calgary, which I always get behind. Calgary United FC got their asses kicked 10-4 but it was fun. Looking forward to going back in March, if not sooner.

Saturday we all went shopping, thanks to bonus time. We got the first thing for the new baby, a stroller/car seat that is cool and has the Chantal-required cup holder. The kids did really well, especially seeing as I didn't look at the prices of the fucking toys they picked. I don't know who the fuck Ben 10 is but they love it. I also got a little tiny Bobby Lashley figure that I forgot to give to Dustin last night.

Saturday night we decided to have a "sleepover pajama party" in the living room being that we all got new jammied. The kids each got Pokemon jammies and Chantal got an awesome Flames night shirt. I got Playboy bottoms that are the most uncomfortable fucking things I have ever worn.

We watched the Empire Strikes Back. Now, it is incredibly frustrating trying to explain to Chantal how Star Wars works. The first star wars is episode 4. And then the ones that came out in the 90's were prequals. Episode 1 was in 1999. Simple as that.

We heard about the blizzard on Friday and it wasn't supposed to hit until Sunday at about noon so we figured we would get up Sunday at about 9 and hit the road about 930 to take Braden back to Wabamun. Unfortunatly we got up at 9 and it was full-fledged fucking blizzard-mania. So it was a white-knuckled drive to Wabamun to bring Braden back to his mom.

Now on our way back into town we decided to go have breaky at Dennys because we were all starving, we got there and the wait was over an hour so we said fuck it and went to McDonalds. During the trip we get a call from Chantals mom asking if we wanted to come over for chili and to help roll change. We said sure, why not and we headed over. Now I figured helping roll change was just a few bucks in change or whatever. Little did we know that we got there and Chantals mom and her boyfriend Chris had been throwing all their change into jars for 2 fucking years and they had tons. We counted up when we finished and they had (I shit you not) two thousand fucking dollars in change. It weighed a ton. But it was all good because I always had a Caeser in my hand and it was good times.

After that it was off to Dustins for the Royal Rumble. It was a good time as usual, talking shit with all the boys and watching the show. From what I actually paid attention to, the show was good and the big surprise was the return of Cena. The WWE did the near impossible by keeping his return a secret and continue feeding false information that he wouldn't return until summer.

I have a ticket to go to the Oilers/Sharks game tommorow which should be fun. Anyway, that's the latest.

Fuck Fuck Fucking Fuck.

Stupid Xbox 360 doesn't want to read the dvd's I burned on the computer. Cocksucker, I wanna watch Dragon Gate!